I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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