it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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