I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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