I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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