did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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