he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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