i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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