if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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