I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
