My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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