my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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