So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I stole a fireplace last night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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