Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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