what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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