i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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