Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
