Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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