if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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