Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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