i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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