I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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