AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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