He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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