I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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