I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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