But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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