I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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