we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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