PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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