You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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