dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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