Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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