Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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