i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
