it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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