dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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