at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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