Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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