I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
