after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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