he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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