Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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