do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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