She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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