no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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