There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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