ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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