He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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