She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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