Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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