is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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