i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
