My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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