Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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