YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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