my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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