Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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