If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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