yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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